Lisa Paris, Raw Veganism is a total party scene. She uses all sorts of hip, street lingo to convince you of such. Who talks like this? Raw vegan white girls from the means streets of Portland that's who. Suckas!.
"Most peeps think of raw and veganism as lackluster fruit and vegetable shenanigans but oh snap- there is so much more!"
"....the beauty is you don’t have to get all hardcore super raw gangster to experience the amazing benefits."
"I believe there are two key factors in attaining this state of raw dietary dope-ness"
"There is a majorly cool world of info out there and it is our pleasure to get you hooked up-phat."
And finally she has a "crazy hook-up" that is going to "blow our minds!" Aw Yeah!
Ready? Here it is, straight outa the Kitch!!!
Straight from the Raw Beets Kitch:
The Parisian Love Crumble
Makes 1 Beautiful Crumble
1 ¼ cup raw almonds
1 cup walnuts
1 lb. strawberries
¾ cup pitted dates
¼ teaspoon sea salt
"Make a million friends with this tasty crowd pleaser…"
If I served this to my friends at a party I would expect them to punch me in the face. Don't let this little white chick from Portland, Oregon scare you off with her straight-dope street speak. Check out her website here.