Wednesday

Tuesday

White elephant

"I clean for you and make the sex".......... I'm gunna call you Ralph.

Nari has a website!

That's right kids Nari is online! Yippeeee! Her blog is coming soon.

I asked her to be my friend on Facebook and I received no response! Yet.

Friday

Entire island of Manhatten in 3D!

This is truly insane. Download Google Earth here. (if you don't have it already, close your browser now and go ask your mommy to download it for you)

Go to Manhatten in Google Earth then check the box to turn on 3D buildings.

The 8 phases of dating

Hahaha check out the "Too Comfortable Phase".

Tuesday

20 hottest women Chefs

Most of these women never went to culinary school. They may be hot but they cannot be called Chefs. I think Giada should be #1 and Cat Cora #2.

Wednesday

This is now

How about a big bowl of now? Cool but very freaky.

Food brought them together

She's beautiful and mad about food. Here is her blog. Here is his blog. Food brought them together. Here is how they met. It's a good story.

Interview with Tony

It's kind of old but I just found it.

If we made love you'd be destroyed by the force

Funny little comic strip.

Sunday

Cool population facts

Some of this stuff is amazing.

Saturday

Insane driving skills

Damn this looks fun.

Carrot Mob

This is a great idea to help us become more "Green". Ignore the music video in the middle of the clip.

What the F?

How does laser boy do it?

Well... the front fell off

Is this real? Very funny.

Tuesday

Creepily good stuff

Check out these Photoshopped images.

Olbermann's reaction to Prop 8

This is some powerful stuff.

A truly noble project

These boy scouts are doing their part to help promote early detection of breast cancer. Such giving kids.

Monday

Friday

Wednesday

Leprechaun Sighting in Mobile, Alabama

Hilarious sightings in Mobile. "I'm a run backhoe and uproot that tree, I wanna know where the gold at."

Friday

300 Love Letters

A bunch of Love Letters. Here is a good one.

Nanny 911 - sort of

"Just Nanny Spike observing."

Digital TV PSA

This is the funniest thing I have seen in a while!

Forget it, old people. No more TV for you starting in 2009.

Tuesday

Cute love song

I think she still loves you!

Do I know you?

Imagine the most uncomfortable silence you have ever experienced, then multiply that by a factor of a million and you might have the same level of uncomfortableness that these two “strangers” experience when they realize how they know each other.

Not so Presidential Debate

I reserve the right to party with Putin.

Need a costume girls?

Get your ass down here!

Thursday

Time for some food quotes

Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.

Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)
There are people who strictly deprive themselves of each and every eatable, drinkable, and smokable which has in any way acquired a shady reputation. They pay this price for health. And health is all they get for it. How strange it is. It is like paying out your whole fortune for a cow that has gone dry.

Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)
The art of dining well is no slight art, the pleasure not a slight pleasure.

Michel de Montaigne (1533 - 1592)
Never eat more than you can lift.

Miss Piggy
I like rice. Rice is great if you're hungry and want 2000 of something.

Mitch Hedberg (1968 - 2005)
Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch.

Orson Welles (1915 - 1985)
My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.

Orson Welles (1915 - 1985)
Fish is the only food that is considered spoiled once it smells like what it is.

P. J. O'Rourke (1947 - )
At my age the bones are water in the morning until food is given them.

Pearl Buck (1892 - 1973)
You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans.

Ronald Reagan (1911 - 2004), quoted in Observer, March 29 1981
There ain't no such thing as wrong food.

Sean Stewart, Perfect Circle, 2004
If hunger makes you irritable, better eat and be pleasant.

Sefer Hasidim
Food is the most primitive form of comfort.

Sheila Graham
Bad men live that they may eat and drink, whereas good men eat and drink that they may live.

Socrates (469 BC - 399 BC), from Plutarch, How a Young Man Ought to Hear Poems
Thou shouldst eat to live; not live to eat.

Socrates (469 BC - 399 BC)
Make hunger thy sauce, as a medicine for health.

Thomas Tusser, 1524
I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks.

Totie Fields
At a dinner party one should eat wisely but not too well, and talk well but not too wisely.

W. Somerset Maugham (1874 - 1965)
He hath eaten me out of house and home.

William Shakespeare (1564 - 1616), "King Henry IV Part II", Act 2 scene 1

Tuesday

Instant Heart Attack!

Damn, I guess I have to stop buying this stuff.

Friday

Racism In The Elevator

You know who you are!

100 Things You Should Eat Before You Die

I've had many of these foods and there are many I'd love to try.

Wait.... what? A Big Mac Meal? WTF?

Tuesday

Luxury Real Estate - Swimming Pools

Any piece of luxury real estate worth it’s salt will probably have a swimming pool on the property. Inside, outside, or both perhaps. This is a guide to the most luxurious, most insane, most expensive, most photographed, largest - and even the ugliest swimming pools in the World.

Friday

Beijing in photos

Check out these awesome pictures of Olympic athletes in action. Page1 - Page2 - Page3

Tuesday

It's time for some Charlie Parker

It's time for Charlie Parker's annual gravesite celebration! If you haven't attended this thing, you're a loser and you should go this year. Here are details and directions to the cemetery.

Lovin' Licks Pets

You know! For kids!
They'll make you so wet, you'll...wait...what?

Just got back from L.A.

No posts for a while, I have been in California for the past week. I was out there attending Siggraph and exploring the city. I made it out to the Getty Center, Malibu, Beverly Hills, Santa Monica, Universal Studios, Hollywood, Thai Town, Roscoe's House of Chicken and Waffles and of course a Dodgers game.

My friend Rich showed me around all week. Thanks Rich.

Wednesday

Crazy sprinkler lady

This woman is wacko!

"And another thing, every fall all the leaves on my oak tree fall off. Explain that, government."

Monday

Preperations for the Olympics

These Olympics are going to be awesome. Check out these cool photos.

The Official Olympic Games Song 2008

Those crazy communists done made them a song.

Friday

I had a productive day

Here is a video of what I did at work today.

Days With My Father

Here is a pretty neat way to honor an aging parent.

Mike Tyson/Paul Monea Mansion

This place is creepy. Money does not buy taste kids.

"What you are seeing is the former home of Boxer Mike Tyson. Tyson has not owned the home since the late 1990s. The home is actually owned by a business man name Paul Monea... actually, its owned by the Monea Family Trust, and currently, it may or may not be in the posession of law enforcement because it is, or was, at the center of an investigation involving Mr. Monea."