Frou frou menu generator

Mmmmm...... I'll have the

Brined Gazelle with Barbasol Casserole

Broasted Chimpanzee with Gritty Butter

Barbecued Kitten with Curdled Aioli

Double Steamed Ass with Scorned Casserole

Grilled Mongoose with Pneumatic Compote

And a diet soda.

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