Here are some sample recipes from the "Blow Health Out Your Ass" cookbook.
An excerpt from "The Turkey from Hell" recipe.
" Rub turkey with olive oil massaging it gently
and roughly alternatively like a pair of
breasts. You have to do it, because the
turkey likes to be fondled for some reason.
Kiss the left breast and then the right
breast. Do not (in case you didn't read me
the first time: DO NOT) give preferential
treatment to the left side or the right side of
the turkey, rub both sides equally."
This book looks hilarious and delicious, I think I'll pick one up. You can download the e-book in pdf format for $3.