>
> ...you know that
Kansas City is actually two cities in two states,
Kansas> and
Missouri , and you make sure people know which one you're from.
>
> ... you still call it Sandstone.
>
> ... you see a KU sticker with
Johnson County tags and you know the ego of
> the person inside is even more over-inflated than the tires of the SUV they
> are driving.
>
> ... your airport is known as KCI (
Kansas City International Airport ) yet,
> the airport code is MCI.
>
> ... you've given the following answers: "Yes, we have tornados." and "No, I
> don't know Dorothy."
>
> ... you set off enough fireworks to blow up small countries every year on
> the fourth of July, even though all the news stations remind you "they're
> cracking down this year."
>
> ... you've barhopped in
Westport .
>
> ...you know who Johnny Dare is and you wonder what happened between him and
> Murphy.
>
> ... one of your guilty pleasures is Go Chicken Go, despite how disgusting it
> really is. Mmm..Gizzards
>
> ... you whined through the 90's about Marty Ball and now wish he was back so
> the Chiefs could at least make it to the playoffs.
>
> ... you know who Belly Boy is.
>
> ... you know better than to try and drive through "the triangle" at rush
> hour.
>
> ... you know Leawood sucks.
>
> ... you've said "but we were in
Missouri , so the cops will just let us go"
>
> ... you have had some of the best bbq in your life... at a gas station.
>
> ... you know who Tech N9ne is, and freak out during "We reppin KCMO, the
> fellas and the ladies know"
>
> ... the term "the Dot" itself has made you laugh.
>
> ... you brag you're from the
Missouri side.
>
> ... you keep the fact that you're from KCK a secret.
>
> ...
Wyandotte County confuses the hell out of you.
>
> ... the words Kin Lin and you suddenly crave Chinese food
>
> ... you've eaten a meal that was delivered to you by a model train.
>
> ... you and your friends have been talking about stealing a 69 South sign
> for years.
>
> ... you are wary of "Flush Creek" I mean Brush Creek.
>
> ... you know the following numbers: 648-8888 and 321-2277 (and can sing the
> accompanying songs).
>
> ... you spent a full day learning how life works at
Exchange City or got
> your "teamwork" on at Adventure Woods.
>
> ... you've stood in line for hours to buy a dual pass for The Edge of Hell
> and The Beast and complained about how bad the Beast sucked afterwards
>
> ... you've been to Kaleidoscope (and still want to go back).
>
> ... you've ridiculed the giant shuttlecock sculptures on the lawn of the
> Nelson Atkins Museum of Art to your local friends, but defended them to
> out-of-towners.
>
> ... you've bragged to others how close you live to the Meth capital of the
> world, but thank God its still far away enough to not make you feel like
> white trash.
>
> ... you're mad because Nebraska Furniture Mart used to delivery to
Kansas> City for free, all the way from
Omaha, but now that they have a big new NFM
> store right here in KC, you have to pay for delivery.
>
> ...you know the Royals suck, but you refuse to let any Cardinals fan forget
> about the 1985 world series.
>
> ... you know that KC has a Jazz District down at 18th and Vine, even if
> you've never been there.
>
> ... you can't find a steak worthy of your pallette outside of KC.
>
> ... you know that if you don't get to Suicide Hill by 8 AM, you're gonna get
> nothing but dirt.
>
> ... you know the name Buck O'Neil needs to be in the Baseball Hall of
> Fame....NOW.
>
> ... you know that Union Station wasn't always so lame.
>
> ...you've had Brian Busby come to your school to talk about Weather.
>
> ... you've played football on the median of
Ward Parkway .
>
> ... you think Winsteads craps all over Steak and Shake in Quality and Taste.
>
> ... you've celebrated the turning on of christmas lights with about 100,000
> other drunk people... every year.
>
> ... you take the back way to Kauffman/Arrowhead by passing by LC's Barbeque.
>
> ... you've drank at
Loose Park at night.
>
> ... on nights when you feel like being classy, you drink Boulevard Wheat
> with a lemon.
>
> ... it can take you up to 45 minutes to get to a friends house, without
> traffic.
>
> ... you remember Bob "The Hammer" Hamlin.
>
> ... one word: Comets.
>
> ... you know who the "Nigerian Nightmare" is.
>
> ... you went to Waldo Pizza/Imo's/Minsky's/Uno's before a dance.
>
> ... you tell visitors that your city is the "City of
Fountains " and they
> look at you blankly because no one outside of the city has EVER heard it
> called that, even though we do have over 200 fountains sprinkled throughout
> the city.
>
> ... you think
Johnson County folks are a bit pretentious (even if you are
> one).
>
> ...if you live on the
Kansas side, you think
Missouri drivers are pokey and
> frustrating. If you live on the
Missouri side, you think
Kansas drivers are
> crazy and erratic.