I can't help myself

This kills me. The clap and point?

"...the whole scene played like the world’s most God-awful Fieri infomercial"

"And who takes a LIMO to Grinders Johnny Garlics? Seriously? That’s humiliating. That’s like landing a helicopter on the roof of Denny’s to get a free Grand Slam breakfast. If I was a contestant on the show this day, I’d cry."