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What is the capitol of Dallas? 73 degrees, with a low of 42. And it only took 10 minutes!

What on Earth is Wrong With Gravity?

Got an hour to burn? Sure you do.
Here is something to think about. Very cool BBC show about gravity.

If banner adds were forced to be truthful

"Aren't banner ads awesome? Go ahead, click on a few over there. We'll wait.

But, unfortunately, a few bad apples have given the industry a bad name by being just a little misleading in their promises that hot singles and easy money are just a click away. What would banner ads look like in a world where they were required to tell the honest truth? We offered a prize to whoever has the Photoshop skills to show us.

The best food books from the past few years

Just click a year, buy a book and make better food. It's that easy.

For the love of flesh

James Sturz describes the innumerable pleasures of flesh, both human and animal.

"I could eat you alive"

Anti-drug dog

Man's best friend, teenager's worst enemy.

Baby fight!

Last one crawling wins.

The 75 Skills Every Man Should Master

A man can be expert in nothing, but he must be practiced in many things.

Strangest ebay feedback ever

WTF?

The voice, the moves.....this kid has it all

"I actually thought my speakers were messed up at first, but that was just the sound of perfection."

Bacon flowchart

This carefully constructed chart is your guide to bacon consumption.

Wow.... this is fantastic.

Thelonious Monk - Round About Midnight

"Thelonios Monk, undoubtedly one of the best pianists ever. Time, impecable. Unbelievable feel. Unbelievable touch. Most importantly, unblievable soul."

Check out his right foot.

Dear Alcohol.........

"First & foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. As my friend, you always seem to be there when needed."

Little kid pocketbike race

These kids are going to be bad ass racers when they get older. Funny!

How sensitive are you?

Here is the test.

Here is how I scored:

0-150 You are slightly sensitive but it probably doesn't get in the way of being a selfish prick.

The future of music distribution

Nine Inch Nails releases their new album The Slip for free.

You may remember a post I made in October about In Rainbows. Radiohead released an album which they let you choose how much you wanted to pay for it, if anything.

Put down the sandwich

Damn you're getting fat!

"Over the past few decades, portion sizes of everything from muffins to sandwiches have grown considerably. Unfortunately, America’s waistbands have reacted accordingly. In the 1970s, around 47 percent of Americans were overweight or obese; now 66 percent of us are. In addition, the number of just obese people has doubled, from 15 percent of our population to 30 percent."

Here is a little quiz I'm sure you'll fail.

Amy LaVere "If Love Was A Train"

Having good looks and extreme talent is no way to go through life. Oh, wait......yes it is.

It's Vulva Original

Here is a very odd product. Mmmmm vulva.

American.Drug.War- the last White hope

Got 2 hours to waste? Sure you do. Watch this and learn something today.

" The War on Drugs has become the longest and most costly war in American history, the question has become, how much more can the country endure?

Inspired by the death of four family members from "legal drugs" Texas filmmaker Kevin Booth sets out to discover why the Drug War has become such a big failure.

Three and a half years in the making, the film follows gang members, former DEA agents, CIA officers, narcotics officers, judges, politicians, prisoners and celebrities."

The Babysitter - A Short and Funny Film

"The Babysitter is a short, raunchy film directed by David H. Steinberg, the screenwriter of cinematic masterpieces like Slackers and American Pie 2. The film’s principal characters are played by Jason Cooke, and the super-cute Brie Larson."

Your Waiter Tonight... Will Be the Chef

There is an interesting new-old trend in the restaurant world. Just ask diners at Ko.

There used to be a place near 17th and Summit (at the top of the hill on the Westside) called the Sunray Cafe. The guy who owned the place did everything. He seated you, took your orders, and cooked for you. The place had a couple entree choices and a couple salad choices written on a small blackboard. The Sunray was BYOB and had only4 or 5 tables. I think the owner's name was Yanni and he would cook right in front of you. The place was only open in the summer since Yanni traveled back to Greece for the winter. Very cool place.

Also, I remember a place on Main St. in the strip down from Jardine's called George's Sausage and Cheese Shop. Which is exactly what it was and it was only open for lunch. The owner George Destios (I think) would make one awesome entree per day. If you didn't want that, you ate a deli sandwich. I hear he cooks one night a week (Monday I think) down at Grinders. I really need to get down there. Maybe I'll go tonight.

These places served some of the most memorable meals I have ever eaten. I am a big fan of this new-old trend in dining.

New roomate study

The Onion has the scoop.

If you haven't figured it out yet.......

Alcohol makes girls sexy.

It's Homeless James Bond

Here is a pretty funny James Bond spoof.