Friday
Digital TV PSA
This is the funniest thing I have seen in a while!
Forget it, old people. No more TV for you starting in 2009.
Forget it, old people. No more TV for you starting in 2009.
Tuesday
Do I know you?
Imagine the most uncomfortable silence you have ever experienced, then multiply that by a factor of a million and you might have the same level of uncomfortableness that these two “strangers” experience when they realize how they know each other.
Friday
Thursday
Time for some food quotes
- Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
- Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)
- There are people who strictly deprive themselves of each and every eatable, drinkable, and smokable which has in any way acquired a shady reputation. They pay this price for health. And health is all they get for it. How strange it is. It is like paying out your whole fortune for a cow that has gone dry.
- Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)
- The art of dining well is no slight art, the pleasure not a slight pleasure.
- Michel de Montaigne (1533 - 1592)
- Never eat more than you can lift.
- Miss Piggy
- I like rice. Rice is great if you're hungry and want 2000 of something.
- Mitch Hedberg (1968 - 2005)
- Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch.
- Orson Welles (1915 - 1985)
- My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.
- Orson Welles (1915 - 1985)
- Fish is the only food that is considered spoiled once it smells like what it is.
- P. J. O'Rourke (1947 - )
- At my age the bones are water in the morning until food is given them.
- Pearl Buck (1892 - 1973)
- You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans.
- Ronald Reagan (1911 - 2004), quoted in Observer, March 29 1981
- There ain't no such thing as wrong food.
- Sean Stewart, Perfect Circle, 2004
- If hunger makes you irritable, better eat and be pleasant.
- Sefer Hasidim
- Food is the most primitive form of comfort.
- Sheila Graham
- Bad men live that they may eat and drink, whereas good men eat and drink that they may live.
- Socrates (469 BC - 399 BC), from Plutarch, How a Young Man Ought to Hear Poems
- Thou shouldst eat to live; not live to eat.
- Socrates (469 BC - 399 BC)
- Make hunger thy sauce, as a medicine for health.
- Thomas Tusser, 1524
- I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks.
- Totie Fields
- At a dinner party one should eat wisely but not too well, and talk well but not too wisely.
- W. Somerset Maugham (1874 - 1965)
- He hath eaten me out of house and home.
- William Shakespeare (1564 - 1616), "King Henry IV Part II", Act 2 scene 1
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